What is the best way to invite a turkey to thanks given dinner?

put out some of the turkey's favorite meals and snacks


then take him out to the shed and chop his head off


skin his butt


wash off the blood and salmonella


pull out the liver and gizzards


season with Lawry's and herbs


and throw that turkey into the turkey pit and smoke grill his butt


and serve with vegetables and stuffing


dinner rolls and sweet ice tea


and follow with dessert


chocolate cake


pumpkin pie


sweet potato pie


pineapple cake


peach cobbler





then send home the guest with there leftover take home bags


and make turkey sandwiches next week for lunch
What is the best way to invite a turkey to thanks given dinner?
Tell it your having a ham.
Reply:Just knock him over the head with something then laugh when he wakes up in your kitchen.
Reply:Put on a girl turkey costume and flaunt it
Reply:Tell him you will stuff him until he is full.
Reply:Snatch him by the neck
Reply:Give him a juicy slice of another cooked turkey........promise him more!


LOL


mandy
Reply:Just asked if it would like to be dinner.
Reply:make it think that it is in its homeland :-))))))))
Reply:Please come over. We would love to have you for dinner
Reply:Engraved invites are classy and show you care.
Reply:with a gun.
Reply:Lure it with the opposite sex turkey.