Monday, October 12, 2009

How would I invite an alien visitation?

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How would I invite an alien visitation?
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Reply:There are no aliens. Look around the universe, far as the best telescope can see, there are no other earths. We are it.
Reply:If they wanted to come, do you think that you could stop them?
Reply:You'll have to take all the tinfoil off of your house - and take the colander off your head.





Then they'll be able to come visit.





helps if you have cattle - the aliens seem attracted to cattle.
Reply:Make a big phone on your roof, and tell them that you found ET and you're holding him for ransom.
Reply:Bring some very fine French Champagne.... along with an 86 foot satilite sticking out of your butt..
Reply:yellow pages?! What are you talkin' about? You are an alien!
Reply:try those russian or asian dating sites. they have many aliens who would be overjoyed to visit you, take your money and then live happily ever after in america!
Reply:you would be better off to invite Holy Ghost visitations and


ask him to stay

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